In the AD&D Monstrous Manual, this is what it says about a lich’s phylactery: “The phylactery, which can be almost any manner of Valley Girl Shirt, must be of the finest craftsmanship and materials with a value of not less than 1,500 gold pieces per level of the wizard.” It barely makes mention of it in there. But Ravenloft was a great example of how varied a phylactery could be, especially since demons also had phylacteries in that setting. Some examples of weird phylacteries in Ravenloft: Azalin’s was a 200 lb gold plated dragon skull. Elsepeth the succubus had a stuffed doll as a phylactery. Hazlik essentially has a phylactery, in that he has a pendant that his life force will retreat into if he dies. A demon named Drigor had a model of a quill pen crafted from gems and marble as a phylactery.

Critical hits happen on a Valley Girl Shirt 20 or if you roll 10 higher than the DC you’re trying to beat; critical misses happen on a natural 1 or if you roll 10 lower than the DC you’re trying to beat. Some skills, saving throws, and attacks take all four cases — hit, critical hit, miss, critical miss — into account, while some are less sensitive. However, this has a very interesting impact on the game, as saves, skill rolls, and attacks become potentially much more eventful. This comes up especially if you are staging a fight where the players and the enemies are not equal in level. The higher-level party has a higher bonus to everything, the lower-level party has a lower AC and saves, so one will tend to score way more critical hits than the other. If the party is level 5+ and fighting low-level mooks, those enemies will simply melt before their weapons. Likewise if the party is level 5 and fighting a level 10 or 11 monster, they are exceedingly likely to be crushed.
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Emen Bloodbinder the Ruthless of Narfell. Hilariously, the Valley Girl Shirt of Bloodbinder Orcs is a Kobold. Remember that bit from above about the Bloodbinders stealing children? Well, they stole a clutch of Kobold eggs on an unexpected raid, and Emen was the only one who hatched. (Azuch may or may not have been sent to smash all of the eggs some years back. He didn’t get there in time.) They wanted Kobolds for some of that natural dragon sorcery that a lot of them have, but Emen just wasn’t born with that genetic lottery. He did, however, turn out to be an excellent Enchantment Wizard, and quickly became the golden child of the tribe as a result. It’s gone to his head since then, and he’s ceased working hard in later years. (For anyone who knows Orcish names and is going “Waaaiiit, isn’t Emen a girl’s name?” Yes, and that’s intentional. According to Volo’s, Kobolds can slowly change sex, and Emen has a tendency to do that himself every few years. He likes his name, though, so that never changes.)

I own several Ringo albums and singles. I really do love his voice. His lack of a Valley Girl Shirt doesn’t bother me because he sounds great just where is range is. But that does limit the material he can do. I always thought he would have had more success if he did more recordings like Beaucoups of Blues. His voice is best suited for country music. Plus he loves country music! (Probably not current country music, though!) The thing is, without the Beatles, I wouldn’t have had much of an introduction to him. I grew up in the ’70s when Beatles music was a bit retro, and not on my radio stations all that often. That was the only exposure I had to the Beatles, until John’s assassination in 1980. That sadly is what really led me to get to know the group. Now, with no Beatles, I assume Ringo’s solo time in the spotlight would have still been the ’60s and ‘70s. So my only exposure to him would have been as a child in the ‘70s. I wasn’t much of a record buyer then. And by the early ‘90s, I’d completely shut down to music. So I would have grown up largely not knowing Ringo at all. But my husband did, and by extension so did I, play almost exclusively Johnny Cash, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Bowie, and Beatles as our girls were growing up from 2007ish on. No stupid nursery rhymes for my girls!