Trump Check Engine Shirt

Trump Check Engine Shirt
Huzzah! He tries to grapple the guard and Trump Check Engine Shirt an attack. You rattle some dice around, not actually caring what they say as the guard “defends” himself. Barb’s hooked his bindings around the guard’s throat and is now using him as a meat flail. Why? Because you don’t want these idiots to die, it’s neat, and everything saner has failed. In the ensuing melee you rattle dice around some more, and press the Players just enough that they feel that they’re challenged, yet still escape mostly intact. Now the key to this improvisation is that you have to work with what the players give you. If they do nothing, well, it’s the gallows then. As long as they keep working the problem, keep giving them things to work with. And damnit, escape by meat-flail is better than anything I’d have come up with myself.

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Trump Check Engine Shirt

The family has moved into their own home now, an older home (still nice, but no high ceilings and not many elf hiding places!), and the children have both multiplied AND grown older, taller, and Trump Check Engine Shirt. The Elf game is now the bane of the mom’s existence. Hiding it is a task. Several times this year, the Elf hasn’t had to go back to Santa because the kids were SO good the day before, thus explaining why he remained in the exact same hiding spot as the previous day. One evening, the mom is flustered. She finally hands the Elf to the dad and says,  you hide the #%)(#^# elf today, but hide it high, because Big M is testing the waters and going to touch the #%(^#^ thing.” Dad’s answer is less than ideal – not only is the perch precarious, but it’s easily within reach of at least the oldest child, if not the second oldest as well. And it’s possible the elf is also judging the thermostat temp, which is an ongoing passive aggressive battle between mom (who sits at home and freezes all day) and dad (who pays the bills, but also works in his nice warm office all day).

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