TOM BRADY CARICATURE shirt

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I allowed it to breach. They shot bows and missed. The dwarf monk pointed out he had the TOM BRADY CARICATURE shirt bonus, but he couldn’t reach the bunyip. Another round of planning and they came up with the Dwarfpoon. They’d use another steak to lure the bunyip closer to shore. When it got close enough and breached, half the party would toss the dwarf at it, with the other half ready to haul him back on a rope, since he couldn’t swim. At this point they party had spent around 45 minutes discussing how to fight the beastie. It was getting ridiculous. Their plan was ridiculous. But everyone was laughing about it and having a great time. I invoked the Rule of Cool.

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That TOM BRADY CARICATURE shirt sweet boy. As we know, Harry went through some tough stuff in his life, arguably more than any other student at Hogwarts. And yet, there he is, observing Neville…considering this friend’s hard life, and understanding/recognizing Neville’s hardships when he could easily wallow in his own or claim them to be tougher than Neville’s. I would argue Harry’s life was tougher than Neville’s, but Harry’s humility allows him to see the anguish of others even in comparison to his own. When I read this scene, it was truly the moment Harry became my favorite character. He’s obviously the main character, but he’s not automatically going to be everyone’s favorite just because of that fact. But he truly is mine, and it’s because of moments like this.

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The Bloodbinder tribe. The Bloodbinders are the TOM BRADY CARICATURE shirt  of Orc tribe that make other Orc tribes deeply fucking uncomfortable. It would not be incorrect to call the entire tribe a self-imposed eugenics experiment with the goal to lessen the divine pull of Gruumsh on their population. They’re big on literacy (these guys use Dethek in the same applications an Illithid uses Qualith: On freaking everything.), they actively intermingle with non-Orcs—including/especially demons—and they’re opportunistic about stealing magical children to raise in the tribe. Oh. Right. They really love magic. Everyone in the tribe is trained in magic the way that traditional Orc tribes train everyone in combat. They consort heavily with demons, in particular those with Grazz’t and Orcus (minor ones include Yeenoghu, Juiblex, and Zuggtmoy). A couple of them fraternize with elves. More than a couple of them are undead, and at least one is a Lich. Orc tribes don’t usually get along anyway, but any sensible Orc will spit on the ground when they hear the name “Bloodbinder”. (Incidentally, Faustus did exactly that when he met the below two NPCs!) The common refrain is that a Bloodbinder’s brain is a cacophonous mess of waning Orc gods and demons all vying for control. It’s pretty accurate.

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The family has moved into their own home now, an older home (still nice, but no high ceilings and not many elf hiding places!), and the children have both multiplied AND grown older, taller, and TOM BRADY CARICATURE shirt. The Elf game is now the bane of the mom’s existence. Hiding it is a task. Several times this year, the Elf hasn’t had to go back to Santa because the kids were SO good the day before, thus explaining why he remained in the exact same hiding spot as the previous day. One evening, the mom is flustered. She finally hands the Elf to the dad and says,  you hide the #%)(#^# elf today, but hide it high, because Big M is testing the waters and going to touch the #%(^#^ thing.” Dad’s answer is less than ideal – not only is the perch precarious, but it’s easily within reach of at least the oldest child, if not the second oldest as well. And it’s possible the elf is also judging the thermostat temp, which is an ongoing passive aggressive battle between mom (who sits at home and freezes all day) and dad (who pays the bills, but also works in his nice warm office all day).