Sell the Team T Shirt
Yeah, sure, an agency Sell the Team T Shirt is allotted less than 2% of the annual budget and who has yet to send humans beyond earth orbit, (no, Apollo doesn’t count, the Saturn V was incapable of achieving escape velocity, in fact, it wouldn’t have made it to the moon if not for the moons gravity pulling it in), is somehow able to hide a species capable of interstellar travel…

Sell the Team T Shirt
He was a fashionista. If he didn’t like an Sell the Team T Shirt he would situate himself on a chair and simply pluck at the clothes and shred them…he hated pantyhose and I’d have to shoo him off when I wore them. He also would help me with getting my make up and earrings on. If he didn’t like the earrings, he’d bat them right off the counter and into the trash, proudly looking at his accomplishment before looking up at me and winking.

