Lavender Menace T Shirt

Lavender Menace T Shirt
The family has moved into their own home now, an older home (still nice, but no high ceilings and not many elf hiding places!), and the children have both multiplied AND grown older, taller, and Lavender Menace T Shirt. The Elf game is now the bane of the mom’s existence. Hiding it is a task. Several times this year, the Elf hasn’t had to go back to Santa because the kids were SO good the day before, thus explaining why he remained in the exact same hiding spot as the previous day. One evening, the mom is flustered. She finally hands the Elf to the dad and says,  you hide the #%)(#^# elf today, but hide it high, because Big M is testing the waters and going to touch the #%(^#^ thing.” Dad’s answer is less than ideal – not only is the perch precarious, but it’s easily within reach of at least the oldest child, if not the second oldest as well. And it’s possible the elf is also judging the thermostat temp, which is an ongoing passive aggressive battle between mom (who sits at home and freezes all day) and dad (who pays the bills, but also works in his nice warm office all day).

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Lavender Menace T Shirt

The beach was patrolled offshore by a bunyip (an aquatic monster). They heard its cries and made their saving throws. For a bit of colour I told them they saw it breaching a Lavender Menace T Shirt of hundred feet offshore. Unwilling to engage the creature in its native element, they started planning. They wanted to use missile weapons. I pointed out that it would be hard to hit the creature when it was underwater. The tiger’s master had half a dozen raw steaks. Yes, they were on his character sheet. Got to feed the tiger.The party bard decided to use Mage Hand to float one of the steaks over the water to encourage the bunyip to breach again. Sod it, I thought. They want this creature. Let them have it.

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