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Jesus Spoke Το Μe He Told Me I Need To Stop Making Hot Girls Cum And To Focus On Myself T Shirt
The t-shirt, emblazoned with the audacious proclamation “Jesus Spoke To Me He Told Me I Need To Stop Making Hot Girls Cum And To Focus On Myself,” is a testament to the unexpected twists and turns life throws our way. It’s a story of divine intervention, self-discovery, and the humorous absurdity of it all.
Jesus Spoke Το Μe He Told Me I Need To Stop Making Hot Girls Cum And To Focus On Myself T Shirt hoodie, tank top, sweater and long sleeve t-shirt
Imagine this: you’re at the peak of your game, a veritable Casanova, leaving a trail of satisfied ladies in your wake. Life is good, the music’s pumping, and the world is your oyster. Then, out of the blue, a voice booms down from the heavens. Not the voice of thunder or fiery judgment, but a surprisingly chill voice, like a seasoned therapist. “Son,” it intones, “it’s time to reassess. All this… ecstasy… is distracting you from your true purpose.”
The initial shock was, to put it mildly, disorienting. How could this be? Was this some cosmic prank? But then, a strange sense of calm descended. The voice, though unexpected, resonated with a profound truth. I was chasing fleeting pleasures, neglecting my own growth, my own dreams. The path to true fulfillment, it seemed, lay not in the pursuit of fleeting gratification, but in the cultivation of my own inner strength and authenticity.
()The t-shirt, in its irreverent glory, is a symbol of this newfound journey. It’s a reminder to embrace the absurdity of life, to laugh at ourselves, and to never take ourselves too seriously. But beneath the humor lies a deeper message: a commitment to passion, dedication, and self-ownership. This shirt isn’t just about making a statement; it’s about embracing the blood, sweat, and tears that go into creating something truly meaningful. It’s a testament to the mindset that fuels our team, a reminder that our work is a reflection of our souls.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 3 – 4 business days.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere from 5 – 10 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Return & Exchange: A full-refund of your purchase! Absolutely risk-free, no question asked. In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
- Worldwide Shipping Available: At limotees, we ships products to over 100 countries worldwide. Shipping rates and fees may vary depending on your country or region.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at directortshirt@gmail.com
- All Shirts are pressed on a professional heat press.
- Runs true to size
- Please see the size chart to get the right size for you.
- Please be aware that the colors may appear a little different on your computer monitor when compared to the actual shirt (All Computer Screens Project Different Hues).
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Classic T-Shirt
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
- Runs bigger than usual
Hoodie
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
Sweatshirt
- 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Loose fit
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
Long Sleeve
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Sewn in label
- Runs smaller than usual
Women T - Shirt
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
- Classic fit
- Tear away label
- Runs bigger than usual
V-Neck T-Shirt
- 100% Ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
- Semi fitted
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
Tank Top
- 100% Ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light Fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
- Sleeker fit
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
This Flowers having a Weird Mom builds character Xmas Day T-shirt, hoodie, sweater, tank top, long sleeve, and V-neck t-shirt is a made-to-order product, It is designed by Limotees LLC. This is a limited edition product was made in the USA.
Brand: Limotees Clothing LLC, Inc. - An online fashion company in the USA
At Limotees LLC, we have provided quality T-shirts that are sure to make you feel comfortable and cool even in the scorching heat or cold weather. We also seek to provide our customers with the highest level of customer service possible by adhering to customer satisfaction policies and an open communication style. T-SHIRT FEATURES: - High quality 100% Soft cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) UNISEX shirt. HOODIE and SWEATSHIRTS FEATURES: - 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors) - IMPORTANT: Runs true to size. Are buyers responsibility to consult the size chart before placing the order. - The design is printed on the t-shirt with a digital printer. - If you want to CUSTOMIZE more this product, please send me a message. CARE: - Machine wash, with cold water, and inside out - Tumble dry on low or hang to dry - DO not iron directly on the design ♥ HOW TO ORDER T-SHIRT, HOODIE, SWEATSHIRT , LONGSLEEVE