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In view that there have been so Forest Spirit Princess Mononoke Ugly Christmas Sweater gods born on, or around, Dec. 25th, it would be logical to change the name of the holiday to All Gods’ Day. Sorta like we did with Presidents Day. A slap in the face to two great men, if you ask me. Nevertheless, I’ll take the holiday off work, and give Mr. Washington and Mr. Lincoln the credit. Fuck the rest of them. I see absolutely no reason to celebrate the likes of Bill Clinton and GWB, unless there is tar and feathers involved.

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However, it must be noted that I am Forest Spirit Princess Mononoke Ugly Christmas Sweater to the original. There was a “remake” a few years ago that totally destroyed the plot, most notably by eliminating the scene where all of the letters to Santa are delivered to the courtroom. I found the remake to be a cynical revision of a beautifully sentimental film.

First of all, Forest Spirit Princess Mononoke Ugly Christmas Sweater isn’t really even a religious holiday anymore. And it wasn’t a Christian holiday originally. It was originally a Roman pagan holiday called Saturnalia. Then the Church stole it and made it “the birth of Christ” (who was probably born in April, if he was even real to begin with). Anyways, if someone does decide she doesn’t want to celebrate Christmas anymore, and refuses to cook the Christmas dinner, so what? If you want your feast so badly, get off your lazy arses and cook it yourself! It’s not the mothers job to slave away in the kitchen, and if she’s the one who’s been doing all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, etc until this point.