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Hitler wasnt a coward. In WW1 when the telephone lines were cut bexause the srtillery fire was so heavy a runner was called. That was Hitlers job. Its one perk was he didnt sleep in trenches. He ran around them all day but slept in a more traditional barracks. He was wounded, and also ended the war blinded from poison gas. Shen Chamberlin was touring the Berghof with Hitler in 1936 he was surprised at a giant painting of a WW1 British Tommy. Knowing Hitler had been a German soldier and also fought specifically against the British asked why he had the painting. Hitler lit up and explained that it was a picture of a Deez Nuts Nutcracker Shirt Funny Ugly Christmas Xmas T Shirt British soldier (it was, I forget his name but you can google this, Chamberlin called him when he got back to England and the man remembered the incident and rued he didnt shoot) who was a hero that Hitler encountered. In late 1918 Hitler was running a message and had just lost his weapon in a shell blast. He gathered himself and realized a British soldier was bearing down on him from about 40 feet with his Lee Enfield. Hitler thought it was his end and kinda just stood there.

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Fashion and money. My great nan raised geese, in small flocks not herds though. Selling geese, particularly at Christmas, was a good way to make money. Goose feathers filled mattresses and goose eggs fetched a premium. Turkeys and chickens can be intensively raised. Chickens in battery cages, turkeys tightly packed in barns. Geese get antsy when tightly confined- feather pecking, eggs with thin shells. Chickens lay more eggs, Turkeys fatten quicker. Both are less work for more profit, so the fashion for an Xmas goose changed to turkeys. As an aside, my Nan had a club foot and as a consequence wore a big platform boot. Some time during WW2 she trod on a gosling. She scooped him up and sewed him back together. I was born in 1959 and as a Deez Nuts Nutcracker Shirt Funny Ugly Christmas Xmas T Shirt boy was terrified of Gordon- the 20+ year old gander who had been trodden on in the war. He was bigger than me. She kept him as a pet along with a couple of others for eggs. He was fiercer than any guard dog.

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On and on I made excuses. On and on I continued to ‘feel’ happy and in love, but all the while I continued to ‘think’ of how stupid he was, and how these two things can’t possibly be a good combination. When I found out he was using cocaine, I thought it was a blessing in disguise. I thought, ‘Now is my chance! I can end this once and for all, and blame it on the drug use.” It was a very bittersweet discovery.But then, he wanted to get help for it, and asked me to go with him to talk to a Deez Nuts Nutcracker Shirt Funny Ugly Christmas Xmas T Shirt. Sitting there, in that little office, next to him… I will never forget the question he was asked, how he answered it, and how it brought tears to my eyes, and pulled me right back into the black hole of loving someone who didn’t even know how many days there were in a year, or what day Christmas is on. The counselor asked him, “How do you feel when you take cocaine?’ He said, “I feel smart. I feel like, for once, I know what’s going on.” Ohhhhh my GOD. Hearing him say those words – realizing for the first time that he had a self-awareness about his ‘low intelligence’ – and that he felt bad about it. Wow. It killed me. I wanted to hug him and protect him and take care of him like he was my own child.

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Evolution of Christmas Customs -this varies from country to country and through various centuries. My childhood Xmas Tree had real candles and oranges and apples hanging from the branches. No presents (that was on Dec 6) and a nativity scene under the tree was “de rigeur” Evolution of child rearing: In biblical times an unruly child was supposed to be stoned to death. A few decades ago corporal punishment in public in the USA would not even get a brief turning of gaze from nearby strangers. Now you might get a Child Welfare Visit. Evolution of a wolf pack. They run in packs, have a alpha (top dog) and omega dogs at the bottom of the Deez Nuts Nutcracker Shirt Funny Ugly Christmas Xmas T Shirt pole. This is not a learned rule. It is brain wiring over millions of years and still found in dogs (with man as the alpha dog) Evolution of lion behavior – at most a few animals live together, with many preferring living alone.

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I was shocked when he came back the next day and brought his wife with him to look at me. They said I looked a lot like someone called Dusk at a shelter in Lakefield and that they were planning to adopt him. Oh, poop, I thought. But then the guards put me on the floor and told the guy and his wife to see me. Hey, I knew what that meant. The cats who disappeared from the shelter had all been looked at doing many things. I reasoned that if they wanted a good cat then I’d show them what a good cat really was. I galloped a bit. It was great to be out of that cage. They gave me a Deez Nuts Nutcracker Shirt Funny Ugly Christmas Xmas T Shirt. I batted it around sort of aimlessly but then it hit me. I like to play. Now this was serious play. I tossed the toy mouse up to the 5th level of the nearby cat tree and raced up it. I batted it around a bit and tried to look both cute as well as like a cat who knew just what a cat should be.