Cartoon Chicken Pussy Single Stitch T Shirt

Cartoon Chicken Pussy Single Stitch T Shirt
The family has moved into their own home now, an older home (still nice, but no high ceilings and not many elf hiding places!), and the children have both multiplied AND grown older, taller, and Cartoon Chicken Pussy Single Stitch T Shirt. The Elf game is now the bane of the mom’s existence. Hiding it is a task. Several times this year, the Elf hasn’t had to go back to Santa because the kids were SO good the day before, thus explaining why he remained in the exact same hiding spot as the previous day. One evening, the mom is flustered. She finally hands the Elf to the dad and says,  you hide the #%)(#^# elf today, but hide it high, because Big M is testing the waters and going to touch the #%(^#^ thing.” Dad’s answer is less than ideal – not only is the perch precarious, but it’s easily within reach of at least the oldest child, if not the second oldest as well. And it’s possible the elf is also judging the thermostat temp, which is an ongoing passive aggressive battle between mom (who sits at home and freezes all day) and dad (who pays the bills, but also works in his nice warm office all day).

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Cartoon Chicken Pussy Single Stitch T Shirt

I allowed it to breach. They shot bows and missed. The dwarf monk pointed out he had the Cartoon Chicken Pussy Single Stitch T Shirt bonus, but he couldn’t reach the bunyip. Another round of planning and they came up with the Dwarfpoon. They’d use another steak to lure the bunyip closer to shore. When it got close enough and breached, half the party would toss the dwarf at it, with the other half ready to haul him back on a rope, since he couldn’t swim. At this point they party had spent around 45 minutes discussing how to fight the beastie. It was getting ridiculous. Their plan was ridiculous. But everyone was laughing about it and having a great time. I invoked the Rule of Cool.

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