Tonight I learned: my car is also a boat. I mean the ShellShotty I love Mondays back on the work site shirt is a bit shotty, and apparently the gas mileage is garbage in aquatic mode but slow and steady she’ll make it through. If I never get stuck mid drive with nowhere safe to stop and wait that level of wtf out ever again it’ll still be too soon.

ShellShotty I love Mondays back on the work site shirt, Youth tee, V-neck, Sweater and Unisex, t-shirt

What if you live in Texas and nobody here cares we pretty much do what we want. Name another state where 257 men held off an entire fucking army long enough for the ShellShotty I love Mondays back on the work site shirt to mobilize and show up. By the way all 257 died. Look that shit up it’s called the Alamo. Like I said if 257 dudes took on a n army knowing they were going to die before they got there imagine what the rest of us do if we join together. Like I said we do what we want come to Texas proud to have you.

Best ShellShotty I love Mondays back on the work site shirt

If I fire dragons breath, slugs and buck at a shithead soldier at point blank, in a hallway, and rounds miss, they go into dirt, right smack into a hill. If I have to shoot out of the ShellShotty I love Mondays back on the work site shirt if I get into the living room and out through teh front door, that goes into a hill. I’m on a nice military crest, good dirt in front of the house and the side, no problem.