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No one loathed, demonized or feared Halloween more than Jack Chick. Chick produced at least 8 Halloween tracts, vividly demonstrating some his most disgusting fear-mongering. Black   were sacrificed on the altars of Satanists, kids died and went to Hell for merely trick or treating, and an innocent and fun holiday is turned into a chamber of unspeakable horrors by this paranoid fundamentalist nit-wit. Now, with Jack Chick firmly in the grave, his tracts are merely a source of much parody and lulz, but are still distributed and sold.

Shut up you soft bastard shirt

(Shut up you soft bastard shirt)Even when I was a little kid, Halloween and Trick or Treating was generally frowned upon, in spite of its relative harmlessness. In order to try and keep   from becoming too sugar-crazed and destructive, the Goblin Giveaway was instituted. This was a lame live TV show that featured drawings of kids names to receive a prize. The hitch was that you had to be at home and call the TV station to claim your prize (some worthless trinket). Remember, no cell phones back then.

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