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If you’re having a rough morning read this: You’re asleep dreaming aboutcandy land and dandelions and then you start smelling something really disgusting. You’re still asleep but every time you inhale it’s a horrid smell. It wakes you up because you’re just so confused and it’s really gross. You sit up and you look over at the basinet and see your daughters diaper sitting next to her and she’s playing with poop. Poop on her legs, poop on her blankets, poop on her feet and hands. Poop poop poop

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Seen all the kittys this morning. Midnight was a bit scared cause JR was around for awhile. but he finally came out to eat. Shakeria has been a little jumpy lately and than yesterday she jumped on the wall and a piece fell down ( old wall ) was here when i was a kid, and that scared her so she keeping her distance from me. Candy which is a first came over my lawn, Peed lol and hung around for a few minutes.. so hoping this is a sign they will start using the shelters… : ) Selena and Zoe havent been coming over. the other cats that used them all the time are inside.