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One of my children shoplifted some lime green socks and shorts and Awesome Since 1988 34th Birthday I’m A February Girl 34 T Shirt they got caught. They told the store that they were so sorry but they needed the clothes because their mom was on drugs and didn’t do laundry and that they were hungry and then they promised never, ever to do it again. Remorse and tears everywhere. Apparently they thought the store would feel bad and let them go. It backfired badly when the police came and demanded they take him home to his parents. The store will not press charges after all. The police show at my door with allegations of neglect. It turns into a mess of accusations by the police Who are now offering me programs and assistance. The whole time I am at a loss for words, crying and blubbering not because it’s true but because I’m shocked my kids would say such a thing. I think the police took my crying as confirmation. There were no charges just a barrage of shaming and several help pamphlets tossed my way. Once the police left, to my shock I got high fives, laughing and applause from my teens for my dramatic performance. I was furious, flames firing from my eyeballs as I plotted the perfect punishment.

Sometimes the charge nurse will bring cookies into the Awesome Since 1988 34th Birthday I’m A February Girl 34 T Shirt room. It’s forbidden to eat in the operating room so she keeps the box in the prep room and discreetly beckons us to go and have a quick nibble when we get the chance. Sometimes the surgeon’s choice of music is unbearable. But once they are scrubbed, they can’t touch anything, so you can go and unplug their phone from the loudspeaker and plug in your own—and there’s nothing they can do about it. Sometimes (and I can’t believe I am actually saying this) there is banter, chitchat, stories about holidays, jokes about President Trump, innuendo, flirting, and other forms of conversation which is nothing to do with the patient or the operation! There. I’ve said it.